in other news.....

So, I was watching the news last week, and on the local evening news was a story about Paris Hilton getting in a fight with some chick at a bar or something...and it made me upset. I don't have anything personally against Paris Hilton, even if that makes me a minority in this country. In reality, I have something personally against the news, and particularly against the manager at the news station that approved the Paris Hilton story. What kind of person says "Yes, I think that would make a great story on tonight's news." Honestly, who does that?

If you're that low on topics, try covering the genocide in Darfur.